Fifth Lead Vocalist for Van Halen is Hot for Yogurt--She's Got It Bad,So Bad: She's Hot for Yogurt.

I changed my picture so that you would all know that I still think about my blog. The girls said I should blog some more, so I will eventually. Somehow, I have become addicted to Facebook, and while I'm there, I say everything I need to say ( a lot of times through fact-based quizzes). It's a little embarrassing, but I'm okay with it. I have become so laid back that I'm apathetic. That is definitely not a virtue.

The good news is these days I have a lot of energy. I wish I were home more so that I could get things done. My bedroom is really clean right now which may not be a super big deal to you, but it was so dirty that it became our way of life. When I cleaned the room, exciting things started to happen in the bedroom: exciting, private things. It could be a combination of the tranquil, serene room and the fact that I quit my birth control pills. We are not "trying for a baby" (like it says on the Sims). I just didn't want to take them anymore. Seemed like an unnecessary expense really.

Gosh, sorry this is horrible. I'm speaking in sentence fragments. I'll tell you the truth. I'm watching an Activia commercial over and over. Most of the time I like the TiVo for skipping the commercials, but when there is an advertisement for something as provocative as a shit-party yogurt, I can't help myself. This is what I look like when I eat Activia. Bowel pain makes me look sex-ay, 'cause all that diarrhea means I'm gettin' skinny.