I'll take your New Year's resolution and raise it one broken promise. I don't care to make them, but when I bent my super hot body to make a snowball, my pants split. Maybe you have a point!
The other night on The Biggest Loser, this five hundred pound Italian guy lost over thirty pounds in a week and mused, "Can you see my abs?" I ask, "Can you see my ass (in my busted jeans)?"
It really happened! I bent to make a snowball, and . . .
Ummmm, do you remember when we were in yearbook and your pants were split and then I ripped the whole ass out of them?
ReplyDeleteSorry about that.
Love you kiddo!
You don't forget a thing like that. Of course, I love you too!
ReplyDeleteThat's a tasty looking booty. You should be proud to have it hanging out and loud. (I'm sorry. The rhyming thing just happens.)
ReplyDeleteOh no! And those were cute jeans too! (: haha.
ReplyDeleteThose jeans were probably twelve years old. I'm seriously considering holding a vigil service.
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