So, I went for my well woman exam today, and with that comes the breast exam. You ladies know. My arms were pinned behind my head, and Dr. Li squeezed around. He said with his Chinese-English, "Boy is getting big." I said, Dr. Li, what exactly are you talking about? He said, "I said you're boy is getting big." I forgot I was wearing my necklace that has a picture of Ethan on it.
Let me just tell you now. If my boobs did get bigger, I would cut them off myself.
Did you know Melissa on The Bachelor had a breast reduction? I'm getting one, I swear, after I have all the kiddies we want. I would be afraid they would mess up the milk ducts accidentally.
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ReplyDeleteIf you do get a reduction, can I have what they take out?! I can't relate to this problem at all... my breast exams consist of about two pokes. :)
ReplyDeletethanks, liz
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